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Tushar A Gandhi 30 Jan 2017

You have troubled us too long, we don't want you any more, get lost.

On January 30, 2017, the 68th anniversary of the killing of Mahatma Gandhi, his grandson, Tushar Gandhi re-visits the present regime and the Sangh Parivar's treatment of the Man who remains the Father of a Troubled Nation

Mahatma Gandhi

You did not allow us to implement the final solution in 1947. You stood between us and Hindu Rashtra, we sent our man to get rid of you. But you stubborn old man you lived after we pumped lead into your chest. But now we don't want you any more. We worship your killer, we have put them in power too. You shamed us with your poverty, your simplicity, we now want opulence, ostentatiousness, bombast, your insistence on truth, honesty and morality is outdated. We don't want it any more. Get lost Gandhi.
 
We have taken away your spectacles so you can't see our filthy souls and blood stained hands any more.
 
We talk about Swachcha Bharat now we don't want your preachings about swachcha atma, swachcha aacharan, swachcha jeevan. We don't want any of your words any more we now are addicted to Joomlas. Get  lost Gandhi.
 
Your simplicity and voluntary poverty no longer impresses, we admire million rupee suits. Your Khaddar dhoti shames us. We are incredible Indians. Get lost Gandhi.
 
We took your Glasses, now we have a new poster boy for Khadi too, he poses so well with the charkha, makes it look so cool, and you, you actually wasted time spinning it, so gross! You can't even sell khaddar any more, we have a better salesman to sell Polyvastra. Get lost Gandhi.
 
Our new leader was on first name basis with the former POTUS, because he wore a one million suit to welcome him to Incredible India. Its so cool to call POTUS 'Barrak' and the British PM called you a 'Half Naked Faqeer' in disgust, so shameless you are you went to Buckingham Palace wearing a Khaddar Dhoti shamelessly exposing your pigeon chest. Our new supreme leader boasts of a macho '56 inch ki chaati' clad in designer jackets. We don't want you, get lost Gandhi.
 
Your image on our currency has devalued it. Our new leaders admit this with honesty. We will erase you from there too 'dheere dheere' as it is the supreme leader is promoting cashless India and Paytm does not carry your image, its brand ambassador is our Supreme Leader. Get lost Gandhi.
 
Your sickularism has for too long troubled us and emboldened the Miyas. Now our leaders have shown us that killing Muslims is ok, they asked for it, they deserved it, 2002 proved it, we even rewarded them with the keys to the Government. We are fed up of your Tushtikaran. We now have courts which say that killing someone from another religion is acceptable not a heinous crime. Now one can take oath of office with blood stained hands. Try coming back and fasting to death, we will let you die. Get lost Gandhi.
 
Morality is a bad word, we use it to teach women who step out of kitchens and wonder around shamelessly wearing jeans and Ts, how dare they. We rape them to remind them that they are baby producing machines, we have a tradition of putting our women through 'Agni Pariksha'. We are proudly reviving all our traditions. To hell with your talk of empowerment. We exploit Dalits at election time but chop off their hands if they take a fruit to quench their hunger or dare to take a few mouthfuls of water from our taps to quench their thirst. Get lost Gandhi.
 
We have stolen your Chasma and your Charkha we will use your Lathi to beat and subjugate all who dare to stand against us. We will prosecute them, we will defame them, we will hound them and we will beat them. We don't need your ahimsa any longer for too long has it emasculated us. We worship Godse your murderer. Get lost Gandhi.
 
Your time has gone even your watch stands stilled at 5:17pm since 30th January 1948 when we sent our man to pump lead into your chest. Now its the time of Godse, the murderer. Your time is up. Be satisfied with the three 9mm bullets we presented to you keep them and be happy. We don't need you any more Gandhi, Get Lost!
 
The only place you are welcome to  stay is on Air India's VIP plane, our supreme leader uses on his frequent foreign jaunts. Unfortunately on his foreign jaunts he can't do without you Bapu.

But from Incredible India, Get Lost Gandhi!!
 
'Sunle Bapu ye paigaam, Meri chitthi tere naam, chitthi mein subse pehle karta tujh ko Ram Ram....'
 

Get Lost Gandhi

You have troubled us too long, we don't want you any more, get lost.

On January 30, 2017, the 68th anniversary of the killing of Mahatma Gandhi, his grandson, Tushar Gandhi re-visits the present regime and the Sangh Parivar's treatment of the Man who remains the Father of a Troubled Nation

Mahatma Gandhi

You did not allow us to implement the final solution in 1947. You stood between us and Hindu Rashtra, we sent our man to get rid of you. But you stubborn old man you lived after we pumped lead into your chest. But now we don't want you any more. We worship your killer, we have put them in power too. You shamed us with your poverty, your simplicity, we now want opulence, ostentatiousness, bombast, your insistence on truth, honesty and morality is outdated. We don't want it any more. Get lost Gandhi.
 
We have taken away your spectacles so you can't see our filthy souls and blood stained hands any more.
 
We talk about Swachcha Bharat now we don't want your preachings about swachcha atma, swachcha aacharan, swachcha jeevan. We don't want any of your words any more we now are addicted to Joomlas. Get  lost Gandhi.
 
Your simplicity and voluntary poverty no longer impresses, we admire million rupee suits. Your Khaddar dhoti shames us. We are incredible Indians. Get lost Gandhi.
 
We took your Glasses, now we have a new poster boy for Khadi too, he poses so well with the charkha, makes it look so cool, and you, you actually wasted time spinning it, so gross! You can't even sell khaddar any more, we have a better salesman to sell Polyvastra. Get lost Gandhi.
 
Our new leader was on first name basis with the former POTUS, because he wore a one million suit to welcome him to Incredible India. Its so cool to call POTUS 'Barrak' and the British PM called you a 'Half Naked Faqeer' in disgust, so shameless you are you went to Buckingham Palace wearing a Khaddar Dhoti shamelessly exposing your pigeon chest. Our new supreme leader boasts of a macho '56 inch ki chaati' clad in designer jackets. We don't want you, get lost Gandhi.
 
Your image on our currency has devalued it. Our new leaders admit this with honesty. We will erase you from there too 'dheere dheere' as it is the supreme leader is promoting cashless India and Paytm does not carry your image, its brand ambassador is our Supreme Leader. Get lost Gandhi.
 
Your sickularism has for too long troubled us and emboldened the Miyas. Now our leaders have shown us that killing Muslims is ok, they asked for it, they deserved it, 2002 proved it, we even rewarded them with the keys to the Government. We are fed up of your Tushtikaran. We now have courts which say that killing someone from another religion is acceptable not a heinous crime. Now one can take oath of office with blood stained hands. Try coming back and fasting to death, we will let you die. Get lost Gandhi.
 
Morality is a bad word, we use it to teach women who step out of kitchens and wonder around shamelessly wearing jeans and Ts, how dare they. We rape them to remind them that they are baby producing machines, we have a tradition of putting our women through 'Agni Pariksha'. We are proudly reviving all our traditions. To hell with your talk of empowerment. We exploit Dalits at election time but chop off their hands if they take a fruit to quench their hunger or dare to take a few mouthfuls of water from our taps to quench their thirst. Get lost Gandhi.
 
We have stolen your Chasma and your Charkha we will use your Lathi to beat and subjugate all who dare to stand against us. We will prosecute them, we will defame them, we will hound them and we will beat them. We don't need your ahimsa any longer for too long has it emasculated us. We worship Godse your murderer. Get lost Gandhi.
 
Your time has gone even your watch stands stilled at 5:17pm since 30th January 1948 when we sent our man to pump lead into your chest. Now its the time of Godse, the murderer. Your time is up. Be satisfied with the three 9mm bullets we presented to you keep them and be happy. We don't need you any more Gandhi, Get Lost!
 
The only place you are welcome to  stay is on Air India's VIP plane, our supreme leader uses on his frequent foreign jaunts. Unfortunately on his foreign jaunts he can't do without you Bapu.

But from Incredible India, Get Lost Gandhi!!
 
'Sunle Bapu ye paigaam, Meri chitthi tere naam, chitthi mein subse pehle karta tujh ko Ram Ram....'
 

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